Kristy says I'm not in style, but I don't care. All this from a woman who is, as we speak, wearing a watch with a band that is so thick it looks like Wonder Woman could use it to deflect bullets. When I questioned Kristy about her watch she informed me that big watches were "in" and I don't know anything about that. Then she admits that she got it at a rest stop off the highway. If fashion comes from a rest stop, I'll stick with my swiss army watch from ebay, thank you very much.
Then she tells me that she wants me to wear a flip flop (thong) shoe with a kitten heel for her wedding. I frown. She tells me I'm not into fashion and I tell her that I'm going to wear my black white mountain loafers and that's final. I also re-confirm that I'm going to be wearing a life preserver over my dress since she's getting married on a boat.
If being "out" is wrong, then I don't want to be right.