Tuesday, September 19, 2006

Disgusting

 Eating this cream cheese slathered bagel was one of the most disgusting things I’ve seen my husband do. He actually ordered it this way – a plain bagel toasted with extra cream cheese. Eeewww! Really, there is enough cream cheese on that thing to feed a small African village. Jermaine actually ended up stronger as a result of repeatedly lifting it to his mouth.

Raise your hand if this breaded cream cheese concoction grosses you out – and know that it was worse in real life.

7 comments:

FloridaMom said...

I think you know what I'm going to say before I even say it.

........and just think how his arteries felt about it. Too bad they can't e-mail Jermaine and tell him.

~Seth & Nancy~ said...

i'm too busy gagging to raise my hand! i guess he likes his cream cheese just as much as mayo, huh?! :-P

Rich and Trish Duggan said...

thanks, erin for praying for maryann. the Lord is really blessing them with an abundance of offers of food, clothing and now a place to live! the insurance company found a house for them--right next door to her parents' house (where they are staying now and only a few miles from their old house.) they even get rental furniture. i think they move in this weekend. she has five kids--one married, one living on his own, two in college and one in sixth grade. they all seem to be getting what they need. thanks for offering.

MaineMomKC5 said...

This takes place at the drive-thru window of our local Dunkin' Donuts (DD). The people are not actors.

Jermaine(talking to the outside microphone): "Hi, I'd like a number 3 combo please."

DD Worker: "Okay Sir, how would you like your coffee?"

Jermaine: "I'd like it with extra extra extra sugar and extra extra extra extra extra cream...please."

DD Worker: "Okay Sir, and how would you like your cream cheese?"

Jermaine: "I'd like just a small amount of plain toasted bagel with it."

DD Worker: "Okay Sir, so I have an extra extra extra sugar and extra extra extra extra extra cream coffee and a cream cheese with just a small amount of plain toasted bagel...is that correct?"

Jermaine: "Actually, could you throw in one more 'extra' on the sugar portion of the coffee?"

DD Worker: "Will do sir, drive on up."

T5M said...

LOL!!!!!!!! I'm dying! ...You must have him under surveillance!

~Seth & Nancy~ said...

wendy CRACKS me up! a little bit of bagel with the order of cream cheese...too funny!

barbarakuhn said...

I miss NY bagels - in So. Jersey they think bagels come in the freezer section in a Lender's box! Plain crem cheese - yuk mine's gotta be cinnamon cream cheese & walnuts on a cinnamon raisin bagel - now "that's a tasty little treat" - to quote my son-in-law.