This house absolutely fascinates me. Fortunately I pass it often, as it is along the 3.5 mile jaunt from my house to the KC5 house. Believe it or not, this homeowner is committed to "home improvements" - he's constantly "working" on his house. The problem is, I don't know if it's getting better or worse. The kicker is, whenever we drive by I am totally checking out the house, I mean, I'm hanging out of the car window trying to get inside their world and 9 times out of 10 the homeowner (who I will refer to as "he") catches me staring, which forces me to casually turn away from the scene. He had the perfect yard, I mean huge lot of beautiful green grass, until last summer when he got hold of a tractor (which upset my husband, "how can HE have a tractor, look at his house - tractors aren't cheap you know..."). Anyway, he got carried away with the tractor and tore up his whole yard. He created a big ditch (real big - I thought it was going to be a skating pond, but it didn't seem to pan out that way this winter), and created two "dirt areas" where he stuck golf flags, as if to declare his yard a par 2 golf course. There is always loads of junk in the front yard and driveway because he made their garage into living space. Last fall they actually had a yard sale, the funny thing is, I don't think that they ever brought anything out, or put anything back in the house. Oh how fascinated I am by these folks. ...And for my added pleasure, they're real outdoorsy, the whole family spends all summer frolicking in the driveway and yard. There is so much for me to watch and enjoy; I love this family. As we passed by this house on Saturday Jermaine proclaimed, "He must have the coolest wife".