Amelle: How old are you grandma?
Amelle: Wow, that's old! I bet you're about to die.
Amelle: You could die any time now. You might die this weekend.
Grandma: well, if I die this weekend, I'd miss your half birthday on the 15th.
Amelle: Well, then you can die the day after.
Avery (while we were driving behind a construction truck with a sign on the back of it that said, "Construction vehicle, do not follow")
Avery: bad guys should use those trucks as their get-away cars.
Amaya during a storm:
Amaya: Did you lock the door so the thunder ("funder") won't come inside?