While playing "I Spy":
Dirt: I spy something black
Amaya and Dirt:
Dirt: What are you going to be when you grow up?
Amaya: A doctor. Or a clown.
Amaya while tying Dirts shoelaces together:
Me: Amaya, don't do that honey, if you tie daddy's shoelaces together, he'll trip and fall.
Amaya: Yeah, I know that.
Avery while trying to convice his grandmom to leave him and his cousin (also 9) home alone while she ran an errand:
Avery: I think you should just let us stay here because Jaylen and I combined are at least as smart as a 14 year old.
While Amaya was having a melt down at Grandma's house:
Avery: (shaking his head) I knew she wasn't ready for this trip.