This picture is wrong on so many levels, and I love it. I have actually lost track of the many ways in which I have thought to make fun of them.
So, in an effort to round up some class participation here, let's all put our thinking caps on and come up with some clever captions for this photo of Dirt and his two life partners.
Me first: There's a fish for every body. Get it? I didn't say everybody, I said every body! Ha ha!
Okay, your turn. Forget what your mom said about making fun of others. Dirt is the only one of the three who reads this blog and he's so used to it (the other two are sadly illiterate gangstas). Go hog wild, you know you want to!
Okay, 3 tries. That's not good participation. Maybe you guys aren't seeing the material here that I am. How about, "Is that a walrus tusk hanging out of Dirt's mouth? Might want to see a dentist about that". Or, "The fish on Dirt's hat is larger than the one in his hands!". Or, "When did fishing become a gay sport?". What about: "You can judge a man by the size of his hands and his fish" - oh, that's not right. Here's another one: "Always remember to take the doobie out of your mouth before the picture" (it's not really a doobie, but it looks like one, doesn't it?). Or, "Boy, those fish must be heavy, they require two hands!" ..okay, my quips are admittedly getting weaker...
I didn't want to have to go here (well, maybe I did a little bit). Here's some fresh material. If you can't come up with something to say about this picture, then I give up on you:
Same group of hoodlums, circa 1993.
One more game: Can you guess which one grows up to be a social worker, which one grows up to be a high school math teacher and which one grows up to be a dirt monger?