As I exited the shower this morning Dirt approached me with an unusually haughty expression.
He extended his palm, bearing this piece of debris from last night's dirt expansion project.
Dirt: See what this says? CROCS size 5. Do I wear size 5 Crocs? You can take a picture of this and add it to your little blog. This proves that it is the kids who track in dirt, and not me - forever.