(this post is a month late. don't hate.)
When you have daughters...
they decorate with pink streamers on your birthday
they sing happy birthday to you and make home-made birthday cakes
they wrap presents for you (and when they can't find tape, they use band-aids to secure the gift wrap)
and they make you cards because they love you…and they fill them with money from their life savings.
…and three days later they regret giving you their money and they ask for it back.
Happy Birthday Love.